Below are the 2 most recent journal entries recorded in baby_watcher's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2004
3:22 pm	Porny Immortals No one told me that this Watching thing would include car porn. Or, really, motorcycle porn, but still. Watching this guy Richie nearly blow his new bike isn't what I'd call a swell time. He fondles it. He talks to it. I swear to God I saw him humping the bumper. Am I supposed to be Chronicling this? Cause I mean, I'm not a porn scripter. Day 1: Ryan buffs his bike Day 2: Ryan waxes on, waxes off Day 3: Ryan rides her Day 4: Ryan LICKS THE HANDLEBAR I SWEAR TO GOD I like my car porn with a little more Vin Diesal, thanks much. Oh, and who is that British guy that keeps hanging around? He looked over as he and Ryan were walking down the street and winked at me. He winked! I nearly ran into a phone pole. Okay, so I really did run into one. Ow. I feel a little violated. Was he supposed to see me? You know, a training manual would be rather helpful here. I feel a little like Buffy. Except. Ignore the comment about feeling like Buffy. Current Mood: grumpy (27 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, May 23rd, 2004
5:38 pm	Grumble The trip over was absolute hell. I sat with my earphones on, reading over all of these files until I thought my eyes were going to bleed out of my skull. It's still weird to think of Immortals prancing around and having sword fights. Very Romantic era, or maybe something out of a really bad Sci-Fi show. Didn't X-Men cover this? The Externals or something. Cannonball was one of them: you had to cut their heads off to kill them. Funny, that. My "Immortal" sounds like he could be in a comic. Richie Ryan. What the fuck? If I catch him wearing spandex tights, I'm fucking going home. Current Mood: bitchy (15 Comments |Comment on this)